Relocating Rare and Ridiculous Things

When most people think about moving, they picture boxes, bubble wrap, and maybe a tired couch that’s seen better days. But for us? It's not always that simple. We've seen things. Moved things. Very strange things.

From life-sized statues to oddly shaped heirlooms, we've helped transport some of the most bizarre, unique, and downright unforgettable items you can imagine. So, grab your snack of choice and settle in, we're sharing some of the weirdest things we've ever moved (no judgment, we promise).

1. A Giant Inflatable Duck

Yes, a 10-foot-tall inflatable duck. Apparently, it was the guest of honor at an annual pool party. The client insisted it had a name (we won’t say what), and we treated it with the same care we’d give a priceless painting. Wrapped. Rolled. Secured. No duck left behind.

2. A Taxidermy Jungle

We’re talking lions, tigers, and a very intense-looking bear. One client’s home was basically a museum of preserved wildlife. Each piece had to be carefully wrapped and placed with precision to avoid damage (and nightmares). The team still talks about this move, mostly in hushed tones.

3. 100+ Porcelain Dolls

This was not for the faint of heart. We opened a cabinet and boom, rows of glassy-eyed dolls staring into our souls. The owner, a lovely woman with a true collector's spirit, guided us through packing each doll with bubble wrap and cotton gloves. We didn’t break a single one, though a few of us still feel like we’re being watched…

4. A Vintage Arcade Machine Collection

Think Pac-Man, Galaga, Street Fighter, the whole crew. Each machine weighed a ton (okay, not literally, but it felt like it). The biggest challenge wasn’t just moving them, but keeping them upright and powered down without damaging delicate parts. Retro never felt so heavy.

5. A Bonsai Tree Forest

One of the most peaceful (and surprisingly stressful) moves we’ve done. These little trees are delicate and full of meaning to their owner. We had to make sure every root stayed undisturbed and each tree got enough ventilation and care. Zen level: unlocked.

6. An Entire Room of Mirrors

Why? We don’t ask, we just move. Dozens of mirrors in all shapes and sizes meant a lot of padding, and even more superstitions. No mirrors were broken, so we’re assuming that’s at least 7 years of good luck added to our record.

7. A Replica Medieval Throne

Because who doesn’t need a 400-pound wooden throne with velvet cushions? This one took four movers, a custom dolly, and a hallway turn so tight we had to remove two doors. The client sat on it while we finished up. Honestly? Power move.

Moving: Never Just Boxes

When people say "it’s just stuff," we get it, but it’s also memories, collections, stories, and sometimes a whole lot of personality. Moving strange or sentimental items is part of the job, and we’re here for it, duck floats and all.

If you've got something odd, delicate, or just plain massive to move, we’re game. Just don’t ask us to pack the porcelain dolls again without a heads-up, okay?